Thursday, January 29, 2009

Sigh.coming to the time where I’ve to start deciding what to do after SPM.


Remember, it was so easy back in kindergarten and primary school where ambitions were such easy topics.
I’ve had a whole string of ambitions behind me.
Believe it or not, my first ever ambition was to be ……..:




A Garbage man!!!.

Haha.i’m serious. The reason? See those guys that get to stand on the truck while it drives around picking up trash? Yup,I wanted to be one of them. :)

Then after that, I wanted to be a toll-operator coz I thought it was so much fun to sit a little booth and give out tickets the whole day.

Then.. cashier lady!hehe..also thought it was funn to click and press all those numbers and buttons and give out money to ppl.

Then came primary school where they started brainwashing us to be lawyers, teachers, doctors, nurses and scientists.

We used to be made to list down 3 ambitions ever year and it was ALWAYS the same:
Lawyer, doctor, teacher
OR
Scientist, nurse, doctor
OR
Teacher, lawyer, scientist.
Etc,etc…. (you get the picture)



And NOW,….haha. still have absolutely NO idea what to study…
Was thinking of doing law for a while, then suddenly I wanted to be a pediatrician coz I decided I like little kids. I wanted to be surgeon too.heart surgeon, brain surgeon or whatever coz that seems fun and challenging (and also the result of watching ER), then after chapter 1 of bio, I was interested in being a hematologist that deals with blood. then my dad starts saying about how teaching or lecturing in Singapore is really good. Accountancy will pop up any now and then as well.


Wish life’s as easy as ‘someone’s plans :
fail SPM, get into an IT course through connections. Good luck to you man.


and good luck to me too.

Friday, January 23, 2009

40 things u can do in an elevator:


1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'

2. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.

3. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

4. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

5. Shave.

6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'

7. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

8. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

9. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

10. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

11. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stayopen until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' atthe bottom.

12. Do Tai Chi exercises.


13. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'


14. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, 'Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!'

15. Meow occasionally.

18. Frown and mutter 'gotta go, gotta go' then sigh and say 'oops!'

19. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.


20. Sing 'Mary had a little lamb' while continually pushing buttons.


21. Holler 'Chutes away!' whenever the elevator descends.

22. Leave a box between the doors.

23. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

24. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers 'through' it.

25. Start a sing-along.

26. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'is that your beeper?'

27. Play the harmonica.


28. Say 'Ding!' at each floor.


29. Lean against the button panel.


30. Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.


31. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

32. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

33. Bring a chair along.

34. Blow spit bubbles.

35. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

36. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

37. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

38. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

39. Stare at your thumb and say 'I think it's getting larger.'

40. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler 'Bad touch!'

Sunday, January 11, 2009

school's tomorrow!

i WILL save money tmrw..again.haha


i WILL eat the crepe thing tmrw which i've been planning to eat since the first day of school.


and i will NOT sleep in class tmrw.

Friday, January 9, 2009

Right.it's been 5 days since school started.
surprisingly, not much homework and stuff.


oh yeah, saw my best pal JORDAN LAM in the newspapers on wednesday!i didn't buy the Star so i had to sneak into the library store where they keep tons of old newpapers and mops and detergents. and find the correct newpaper. and tear out the article from the newspaper.then i folded it and hid it in my pocket and walked out like nothing happened.


so pathetic.haha.
stealing OLD newpapers. no wait, it's not really stealing if the newspapers are OLD right??


thennn.our toilets in school are now all under renovation and only 1 toilet is available, so they provided MOBILE TOILETS!!:)
which stinks.


my class dustbin is now full of chewing gum and strawberry heads.
(haha.actually only 2 chewing gums & 1 strawberry head courtesy of Chan Yuee Sun) :p

Friday, January 2, 2009

i did something dumb this morning.


no wait, it was last night actually.


gosh.



anywayzzz, it's year 2009 already!!must practice writing 2009 instead of 2008.
errr..i came to blog about something but i forgotten what..
haha..



oh yeah, read something meaningful today :


forgiveness is me giving up my right to hurt you for hurting me


and yeah,this year i'm a SPaMmer,according to galen-nesssss.
can't wait.haha