one of those tags again...

tagged by meiyih & sulynn

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions.
Pass it on to 15 people
You can't use the band I used.
Repost as "my life according to (band)"


My life according to JONAS BROTHERS

1. Are you a male or female: video GIRL
2. Describe yourself: Out of this world (because,I’m unique!)
3. How do you feel: Much Better
4. Describe where you currently live: Hollywood (being perasan here xP)
5. If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Australia
6. Your favorite form of transportation: Fly with me
7. Your best friend is: Paranoid
8. You and your best friends are: Inseparable (what awesome besties we are,eay?)
9. What's the weather like: Before the storm
10. Favorite time of day: When you look me in the eyes (awww..)
11. If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: That’s just the way we roll
12.What is life to you: Games
13. Your fear: Lovebug
14. What is the best advice you have to give: Turn Right (and right.and right again.and u’ll end up in Timbuktu XD))
15. Thought for the Day: What did I do to your heart (did I break it? did I mend it? hmmmm…)
16. How I would like to die: Year 3000 (this is more of when I would like to die)
17. My soul's present condition: Still in love with you
18. My motto: I am what I am (nice one right? XD)

Finally.i.am.done.

And I tag…whoever wants to do it lah.

If you have the time,
If you have the energy,
If you have the music-knowledge, (actually,just google it :P)
And if you have the patience,
Then you have what it takes to do this tag.

Good luck! (:

I want to dedicate a post to Becca See
only because she forced me to

hmmm...

we miss you!

i miss your bullying!even though i NEVER liked it.

errmm...

i miss your gila-ness

and urm...

(to be continued...)

yeah.
when i have more to post, i'll continue x)


now,thank me (:

the joy of kacauing kids x)

Question:
What happens when you stick a bunch of form 5s in a hall where a bookfair is going on and where little form 1 kiddos are hanging out too?

Answer:
You get the form 5s scaring the wits out of the form 1s.

That was exactly what happened in the MPH bookfair at the hall yesterday.

All I wanted to do was to be scary friendly.

So I approached a small kid reading comics and I said,

“hi, what are u reading?” (so friendly right??)
And what does he do? He glances at me, moves one step away as if I’m some diseased animal, COMPLETELY IGNORING ME.
what do they teach form 1s these days la?

Then I asked, “So,is the story nice?”

Now, a good response would be like,

“yeah!it’s a great comic!and you should read the bla bla bla edition because the plot there is much more interesting and … ”

But is that what he says? NO

“Yes”, he practically whispers

So unfriendly.

Darn.

So the next target was some other kid. And this time, Su Lynn talked to him.
I tell u, they are all so not friendly.i don’t think he responded to her.haha
(sulynn, it must have been ur snob face. xP)

Then we bumped into Kgai Ter and asked him whether he wanted to join us.which he DID.
And gosh.he really scared them!
He’ll approach some little kid, put his hand on their shoulder and start interrogating them about what books they’re reading.

(I don’t know what he said lar,he was blabbering in Chinese)

And at the end of the conversation, he’ll shake hands with them. goodness knows why.
And he claims that he was trying to make them not feel so frightened of him xD

I think they were scared + annoyed + shock + scared + scared. :P
I even heard one guy muttering ‘Lim Kgai Ter’ ‘Lim Kgai Ter’ to his friend.
Kgai Ter, I think he’s gonna report u to Pn. Cheam laa.haha :P

Then even Wei Mien joined us. She was the one showing us who the best targets were. Gosh. LOL

Okay, so there were some nice ppl.

i asked these 2 guys which pencilcase was nice and whether it was too childish for me and all.and they were like smiling and saying “no,no.it’s nice for you”.haha.

so cute!

It was definitely a laugh.and skipping class for that was worth it. (:

and why i wasn't in school today...

The car broke down today. In the middle of the Federal Highway.
So there we were, sitting in the car helplessly.

And we were NOT causing a jam.the jam was in FRONT of us.
All we were creating was a diffraction effect (:

And please, if u guys see cars that stop in the middle of the highway

1. stop HONKING!

2. stop STARING!

3. and HELP laaa!!

Okay.so maybe they weren’t honking at us, maybe they were honking at other cars and I’m just being perasan.
And maybe they were just looking, not staring.
And maybe they did want to help, but they were running late to work and their boss had threatened to fire them if they were late again.

At any rate, we waited in the car for half an hour, and the car just couldn’t start up even when we tried like over 15 times. Called the AAM guy & my dad.

Then who should come, but this policeman on his motorcycle. He asked what was wrong and stuff, then asked us to try to start the car again.
AND amazingly,

The car started up!
(the policeman probably thought that we were some dungus sitting in the middle of the highway and stopping the car for no reason.hahaha)

So anyway, he directed us to the side of the road.

To cut a long story short, the car is in the sevice centre now and is being checked for problems.

I really want to thank God for being with us through it all.
1. Thank you God for the jam, making traffic slow, so that we were in low danger of being hit by a car from behind.

2. Thank you God that the car broke down before the exit to the Glenmarie so that were could just drive the car to the service centre there after the car started up.

3. Thank you God that the car started up miraculously so that no tow truck whatsoever was needed to bring us to the service centre.

4. Thank you God that this motorcyclist guy actually came to offer help, and although we didn’t need help anymore then, it still lighted up my day to see someone smiling and being so kind when my mom was practically worried sick.

5. Thank you God that we’re all still safe and alive

6. And thank you God that I got to skip school and catch a few extra hours of sleep

teehee xD

Attended public speaking competition heats today.
I made it to the finals (:
And I met new people. Honestly, if I didn’t end up sitting next to them,I would have either

a. died of nervousness
b. died of boredom

They.were.hyper.
Seriously.XD
We One guy there was making so much noise that I think even the judges noticed.hahaha.

The competition was held at the MBPJ library. A BAD place,I think
For one,it’s freezing cold.
I honestly don’t know how u guys study there.

sacked??

i just heard the most ridiculously shocking news today.
it's so ridiculous, it's actually funny

I got FIRED from the Librarian Board.

along with the rest of the form 5s.

LOL

i mean,whatever man.

it's like she hates us, and says that we don't sacrifice enough for the library.and she refuses to give us our certs.
then she declares that she's sacked all the form 5 librarians

and yet,ironically,she still expects us to wear our tie and go for duties.

seriously,that's like the joke of the century.hahahahah!!

and for those who aren't librarians, be thankful.
you don't have to live in fear like we do.

lamer...

what happens when u chat to an extremly lame person like mei yih?

answer: she'll tell u where to read all the lamest jokes in the world

i've got the lamest of the lamest here. enjoy (:

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?
- Get in the car

What is green, has four wheels, and is eaten by cows?
- Grass, I lied about the four wheels

YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so fat, …
… when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck
… when she wears an X-files t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
… when I swerved my car to avoid hitting her, I ran out of gas
… when she wears yellow, somebody yells ‘taxi!’
… when she wears black at night, a policeman goes ‘break it up you two’
… everytime she turns around, it’s her birthday

What do you get if you have an itchy butt?
- A smelly finger
(i've heard this one before.i think confucious said it)

Two sausages were tossed on a frying pan. One says ‘Wow, it’s really hot in here’. What did the other one say?
- OHMYGOD ITS A TALKING SAUSAGE!

you're probably going, "this.is.so.lame.and.i'm.just.wasting.my.time.reading.this."
hahah!

chased by a dog...

The most embarrassing thing happened to me the other day.

I got chased by a dog.
Ish.those sort of things only happens to those dumb-asses on tv,right???

What happened was…

I was jogging around my neighbourhood,and then I passed my neighbour’s house
And they had those sort of tinted windows that can be seen as a mirror from outside
So the vain female streak in me turns to the window to check my reflection

BIG MISTAKE

Coz the dumb dog was lying near my feet and I didn’t even notice it cuz it was practically blending into the surroundings.

Next thing I knew, a dog was barking and growling at my feet.
My first instincts were: RUN!
That was exactly what I did. After a few metres though, I realized that dogs only chased ppl who run.
So I stopped running.
Then I turned to it and shouted, “GO AWAY!” (can u believe that??)
And realized that the dog had stopped chasing me.
I ran off after that.

It’s the first time in 10 years since I was ever chased by a dog.

I hate dogs now

oh, and I just remembered something real funny that happened recently.

Title: Daddy attempts to teach me how to drive a MANUAL car

So he says: okay, start the engine and put down the hand brake

And I do that exactly. And all seems to go fine.

Dad: now, press the clutch and move the handle to DRIVE

And I do that. And everything is still fine.

Dad: slowly release the clutch and press the accelerator

Me: press the accelerator AFTER I release the clutch or WHILE I’m releasing the clutch?

Dad: just do it! Don’t talk so much!

(yep, that’s how my dad teaches me)

So I slowly let go of the clutch

And everything SEEMS to be fine..

Then….

The engine brakes down.

Darn.

Dad: DO PROPERLY LAH!

Me: I AM LAHHH!!!!

(and yes, shouting between me and my dad is pretty normal.XD)

Dad: do all over again!

I do that, and surprisingly, the engine doesn’t die off

Dad: press the accelerator slowly

So I pressed it.

Just a teeny-leetle bit too hard

Then the whole car suddenly jerks forward

And almost hits another car

So out of panic, I release the accelerator and slam down on the brakes.

The car stops so abruptly that we were thrown forward (inertia!)

Dad: OKAY! ENOUGH! GET OUT!!

That is EXACTLY why we should only drive auto cars.



A few weeks later…

Post- Daddy attempts to teach me how to drive a MANUAL car

Me: Dad?can u teach me how to drive a manual car again?

Dad: you almost hit another car the other day!!

Me: yeah!BUT, I braked just in time! It only goes to show that I can handle panic situations well. (:

Dad: YOU didn’t even realise that it was a panic situation and that we were in danger!

I think I’ll ask him again in another month’s time. xD

i love going to school when it's still in the 'after-exam' phase.
where there'll be no lessons half the day,
where we'll take the time to bond with one another,
and where gossip will be flying wild around.

everyone's getting hyper in school now. goodness knows why

oh yeah!i really really really want that twinkle star thing that they're selling in school now!so cute!but i think it's out of stock already...hmmm..

and one more thing. to all those going for national sevice, it's not THAT bad lah.
quit making it sound like it's some torturous military camp
coz

1. you'll just sound like some spoilt brat

2. it's annoying listening to you whining

3. you'll just make yourself hate it more

and for those who DIDN'T get, well, i guess i'm happy for you

BUT

don't give me that pity face as if i'm gonna spend 3 months suffering.

because...i'm gonna have fun & make the best out of this once-in-a-lifetime experience!
come one, they're practically paying me to have fun there doing all the flying fox and abseiling and river rafting and playing with the guns stuff (: (: (: