lamer...

what happens when u chat to an extremly lame person like mei yih?

answer: she'll tell u where to read all the lamest jokes in the world

i've got the lamest of the lamest here. enjoy (:

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the car?
- Get in the car

What is green, has four wheels, and is eaten by cows?
- Grass, I lied about the four wheels

YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama’s so fat, …
… when she jumps for joy, she gets stuck
… when she wears an X-files t-shirt, a helicopter landed on her
… when I swerved my car to avoid hitting her, I ran out of gas
… when she wears yellow, somebody yells ‘taxi!’
… when she wears black at night, a policeman goes ‘break it up you two’
… everytime she turns around, it’s her birthday

What do you get if you have an itchy butt?
- A smelly finger
(i've heard this one before.i think confucious said it)

Two sausages were tossed on a frying pan. One says ‘Wow, it’s really hot in here’. What did the other one say?
- OHMYGOD ITS A TALKING SAUSAGE!

you're probably going, "this.is.so.lame.and.i'm.just.wasting.my.time.reading.this."
hahah!